tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7689379400991413672.post2110811830307629655..comments2023-10-20T10:20:57.806-04:00Comments on Apebike: Felasco #6 is in the Bag, Dad!BIGWORMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01402622780492354683noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7689379400991413672.post-65604554626425724192008-01-18T13:52:00.000-05:002008-01-18T13:52:00.000-05:00I was reluctant to talk about it after the Felasco...I was reluctant to talk about it after the Felasco, I was afraid I would be laughed at and exiled from the crew. During the ride, I witnessed a great act of heroism. A female rider of the Asian persuasion crashed in front of our small group. She was about to face her demise in the clutches of the Felasco single track when he appeared, Captain Lycra. He was dressed in red, white, and blue lycra, possibly a skin suit, and smelled of chicken wings and beer. He swooped in, bent over defying the laws of spandex and helped the crashed rider to safety. People say that cops and firemen are heros, but I have to add Captain Lycra to that list after seeing his act of selflessness. Next time you crash, hope Captain Lycra is there to unclip you and safely escort you to your feet. I am going to get some chicken wings!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7689379400991413672.post-69894922260230682112008-01-18T09:28:00.000-05:002008-01-18T09:28:00.000-05:00Mustard works great for making you look like a mor...Mustard works great for making you look like a moron in front of all the other real athletes. <BR/><BR/>BTW, I just heard that the Felasco pics will be up on their website by mid October, so keep checking.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7689379400991413672.post-39797112117946372102008-01-18T09:02:00.000-05:002008-01-18T09:02:00.000-05:00oh well, so much for mustard. NEXT!!!oh well, so much for mustard. NEXT!!!RickySilkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00380933827987253846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7689379400991413672.post-88717324234509764172008-01-18T08:22:00.000-05:002008-01-18T08:22:00.000-05:00Always go for the extra beer. This was one of the...Always go for the extra beer. This was one of the hardest Felascos yet, and it was the one where I was most sober on Friday night. Don't worry about riding in preparation Lyle, you have too many kids to raise. I'm planning to ride in the back of the bus next year with you, Steve, Kent and Ron (and Dan if he blows up again).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7689379400991413672.post-48612567119350469752008-01-17T20:34:00.000-05:002008-01-17T20:34:00.000-05:00That fukcing mustard wasn't working...I believe I ...That fukcing mustard wasn't working...<BR/><BR/>I believe I have the destinction of last finisher...It has been a long fall from grace.<BR/><BR/>RickySilk I think it is high time you man-up and join the adventure. Can't decide if next year I will ride more in preparation or simply drink more beer the night before.<BR/><BR/>Can't wait til next year.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7689379400991413672.post-51603169831013917632008-01-17T18:45:00.000-05:002008-01-17T18:45:00.000-05:00What about the mustard?!?!?! You were supposed to ...What about the mustard?!?!?! You were supposed to be the lab rat.RickySilkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00380933827987253846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7689379400991413672.post-33980683748998286112008-01-17T12:12:00.000-05:002008-01-17T12:12:00.000-05:00"You ain't singing now!" Hilarious. Just rode redb..."You ain't singing now!" <BR/><BR/>Hilarious. <BR/><BR/>Just rode redbug/overscreet- put me down for 1.5 volunteer hours, the trails were trashed by the rain.Juanchohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01283672346601878803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7689379400991413672.post-50359552215859062282008-01-17T10:49:00.000-05:002008-01-17T10:49:00.000-05:00Check the upper right hand corner of the blog, dir...Check the upper right hand corner of the blog, directly below my profile. For future reference, alway try to check it before you head out, in case there have been any updates. <BR/><BR/>It's cool to see all the stories coming in. Unfortunately, I couldn't be everywhere at once, so if you have a good Felasco story, bring it on!BIGWORMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01402622780492354683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7689379400991413672.post-65012486786176102482008-01-17T09:34:00.000-05:002008-01-17T09:34:00.000-05:00I had a funny thing happen. We always try to bothe...I had a funny thing happen. We always try to bother people by singing old songs that, once heard can't be removed from the skull.<BR/> So; I am singing and a guy (as we pass him) says.."oh no its that guy with the beard!" and grabs brakes to let us get away from him as fast as possible. After lunch, I am on a long climb and not having any fun when Mr.OhNo, comes down the hill towards me and says.."You ain't singing now!"<BR/> I had to laugh, but there wasn't enough air in the tank for laughing and breathing!<BR/> Nice commentary Worm!<BR/>Are we aever riding again?<BR/>W.B.Human Wrecking Ballhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15799205524837378335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7689379400991413672.post-26096855986375934002008-01-17T08:58:00.000-05:002008-01-17T08:58:00.000-05:00Man, nice recap. I was good until that last sag st...Man, nice recap. I was good until that last sag stop. Then, I got the worse case of hate motivation ever. It was the "I hate bicycles" kind of hate. Plus, I was sore a f**k for two days - so much so I'm thinking about maybe doing that ride once without downing a six pack or more the night before. It did not help that I left my gloves in the car. My urge to avoid the go-back-to-the-truck party foul was plain stupid. The paws were hamburger. I zombied at Sonny's BBQ and later crashed at the house. Good food, good times. bikechainbikechainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08961152159813319957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7689379400991413672.post-91365111996543317642008-01-17T08:36:00.000-05:002008-01-17T08:36:00.000-05:00BW, great recap! But not sorry I missed the epic a...BW, great recap! But not sorry I missed the epic action except that Spanish Mac would have had someone to drop.<BR/><BR/>Fat Lad, we will make an event in you and Mrs. Fat Lad's honor come September! <BR/>The table will be set for your arrival - southern fried seafood, raw oytsers, crystal springs, flowing sinkholes, hickory smoked BBQ, virgin palm tree forests and boiled peanuts, just to name a few of our signature entrees plus sugar sand beaches less than two hours away.<BR/>You pick from the menu and we will deliver!AucillaSinkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02085072007329506260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7689379400991413672.post-61581330848357780522008-01-17T05:06:00.000-05:002008-01-17T05:06:00.000-05:00That was awesome, truly inspired for my local jaun...That was awesome, truly inspired for my local jaunt tonight :)<BR/><BR/>Ayny events in September when me and Mrs Fat Lad are over there? <BR/><BR/>Fat LadFat Ladhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05535913262117202508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7689379400991413672.post-80025618311067265342008-01-17T01:53:00.000-05:002008-01-17T01:53:00.000-05:00What a ride! Lyle and I were keeping it real in th...What a ride! Lyle and I were keeping it real in the rear (not in a "man date" kinda way)when he had the quote of the day. Let me set this up....we were rolling over the pine double track a few miles out from lunch when this round blumpkin of a lady passed us! Her fat little meat pistons pumping as she tooled along right outta sight(yup, she dropped us). As I'm thinking to myself "did that really just happen" I hear Lyle behind me say "now that's a kick in the dick". Words never rung so true.<BR/><BR/>Dude, I should write a blog and call it "tails from the backside".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com