Huh. It seems that Mr frost may be a bit more wily than originally considered. You may even say he was largely underestimated. While a fairy princess Jack Frost, sure to quake in his boots at the mere sight of our Chaingangedness, was expected. This is more like the Jack Frost we met.
This insidious climate villain had his own plans! First, he would divide and conquer. As we set off in search of the perfect warmth inducing pace, we soon realized that those paces would differ for most of us, and slowly but surely we would splinter. As we found ourselves alone, the fear and doubt crept closer.
As he slid his icy fingers around our hearts, and slowly squeezed all that is good with Felasco from our deepest depths, each rider had to dig still deeper to find motivation to continue. I rolled up behind Wrecking Ball after lunch, and our combined strength saved us from this evil fortune.
Derwood, haunted by images of what Mr. Frost may have had in mind for his beautiful bride back home, called it quits at the lunch stop.
Earlier this week, I scored an interview with the elusive author of the Jack Frost Callout, albeit via mobile to mobile text messaging. When asked how cold Jack Frost's hands were, when he was spanking that bare ass last Saturday, the reply was simple and to the point. "They were f#*king cold.....I hate you!!"
Big Love to those who wrestled free of the icy grip and completed the coldest Felasco in awhile, and Bigger Love to those who knew they shouldn't, but tried anyway!!
6 comments:
NATHAN KING!!!!
"Bad Bitch" I second that.
Nuhahice!!!! Its good to see that Felasco has been re-personified. Now it makes more sense. Jack Frost is not the pansy that we thought he was; thats for sure. He turned the Felasco 50 with a 62 option into the Felasco 50 with a 15, 24 and 30 option.
Fuck that punk. If I had gears, I would have opened his ice hole.
Small Jamis XC Pro for sale, all offers considered. Proceeds will be used on anything that accelerates global warming.
MOOSE KNUCKLE!
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