Monday, September 8, 2008

Rumors Abound

Yellow is the color he's most often associated with.

One is the number of testicles he has, with which to chase Olsen twins.

2nd is where he finished behind hairy legged Wiensy at Leadville.

Seven is the number of times he won the Tour.

1.9 million is the number times he has been cussed by the French.

Five is the number of road races he is rumored to do next year.

I may not be his biggest fan, but if it makes the French cry, so be it.

Here we go again.


Human Wrecking Ball said...

Holy smoke! Do you think he is mad that Kelly Slater is about to win his ninth title? You know he retired for two years and came back to win, and he serviced Pam Anderson. She's got the equivalent of the Olsen twins in her bra!
Way to break a story!

Derwood said...

Why do you want me to cry :(

BIGWORM said...

'Cause you're so cute when you cry.

Human Wrecking Ball said...

Dude that was dope! Oops, sorry offence.