Some wise ass finally went and named a hill after yours truly. T-town is lucky that way, we have a plethora of wise asses. That's good for me, though. Lets me blend in.
All wise ass shenanigans aside, what are you doing this weekend? Sitting around, watching the boob tube, eatin' cheetos, wondering why your nether regions are turning orange? Get up off the couch, and head over to Rickards high school on Saturday afternoon, or Sunday morning, or both! Folks will be in town to rail their skinny tire bikes at the speed of light. And when they can't rail any faster, they'll jump off and run! How can this not be entertaining. Skin tight clothed, body shaved, skinny people, doing their damnedest to purge their last meal, with the help of two wheeled machines. You know the rule. We like two wheeled machines. Lots of them. So hopefully I'll see you out there. I'll be on top of my hill, making as few trips to the bottom as possible, except maybe to heckle those who falter.
Here's the link.
All wise ass shenanigans aside, what are you doing this weekend? Sitting around, watching the boob tube, eatin' cheetos, wondering why your nether regions are turning orange? Get up off the couch, and head over to Rickards high school on Saturday afternoon, or Sunday morning, or both! Folks will be in town to rail their skinny tire bikes at the speed of light. And when they can't rail any faster, they'll jump off and run! How can this not be entertaining. Skin tight clothed, body shaved, skinny people, doing their damnedest to purge their last meal, with the help of two wheeled machines. You know the rule. We like two wheeled machines. Lots of them. So hopefully I'll see you out there. I'll be on top of my hill, making as few trips to the bottom as possible, except maybe to heckle those who falter.
Here's the link.
8 comments:
A hill named after you. Makes sense considering the strong climber that you are.
No doubt!! My climbing prowess is known far and wide! Except usually it's me climbing up to the dinner table.
Now, since you just had to lead it out in true wise ass fashion, there will be a special treat for you later.
Dude, you can't help it if you are alergic to gravity.
chicken and dumplings?
It has come to my attention that there was a traitor afoot. It seems my dear sweet better half may have been involved in this little ditty. If you guys don't see her for awhile, I didn't do it.
I am sure Big Worm hill is a nice friendly spot that likes to help people out. There is prolly a grass area to lay in, and some type of AYCE (M&M's, BBQ, Chik salad, Chik N Dumplings, Krispy Kreme Hot Nows, Panera Hockey Pucs, etc, etc) You might even find 1 to 1.5 beers there - just enough to get you giggling like a little school girl. I could go on and on about sleeveless shirts, huge earrings, generator music and so forth, but I am sure you get the point.
BD - funny and beyond what is expected. BW, nice to see you post this quarter. WB - you are capable of much better. BJ - we expect more. RD - you are great!
BC, clean your car, and then you can get to work as the gate keeper of what is funny.
WB. That is an "OK" comeback. I would have gone with somethinlg like "before you clean up this blog, why don't you clean up your truck". Or, maybe "get your shift in order before you switch gears and tell us what is funny." RD aka BC
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