Saturday, February 28, 2009

Tough Guy(or Girl) Contest


Well the face of the race may be changing. Our idyllic Florida weather is throwing a mean curve ball, and it's gonna take a home run swinger to knock it out of the park. I've already suggested we change the name to the Ice Man Cometh, the Deep South Version. According to yesterday's weather channel, it's gonna be cold, wintry and wet tomorrow. I'm sure this will hurt turn out, but those who make it should get one of those epic stories to tell. The ones that always come up at the end of any hard ride, or when your crew gets together at dinner and the drinks flow deep. "Remember that race at Redbug when Juancho got frostbite?"


Don't be a sissy and sit on your nice warm couch watching your favorite I Love Lucy reruns. Come out and suffer with a bunch of malcontents. Armageddon is coming, Obama or no Obama. It's time to harden up and be strong, or at least fake it until help arrives.


Besides, there should be more than enough food, now. So at least come sit under a tent and watch the dumbasses play in the mud, eat a burger, and support the foolish spirit that brings us all together.
I'm telling you now, Fat Lad would go! And he'd call us all out for being fair weather, Sissy Yanks!

12 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Why do those men have clothes on?

RickySilk said...

Looks like the worst of it might miss us and 50 degrees isn't that cold. Might be muddy though. Nobody has any excuses other than being ultra-lame.

bikediet said...

Good call out Worm. This is going to be the funnest race this town has seen in awhile.

bikechain said...

I can vouch those who show will get a good show and some booty (er, I mean prizes). K sizzle aka the pink dragon

Human Wrecking Ball said...

If I didn't have TB I would ride....as it stands I will cue up The Murphy's for all the Brave Souls that choose to show their swords.
Go get one for the Wrecking Ball! Damn the drive trains! FULL SPEED AHEAD!

Spanish Mackerel said...

Bring it on!!!! A wet root is a wet root, pouring rain or morning dew, it's all chicken but the bone . I plan to have my skillz kicking like karate!........crap, now that I said that....

juancho said...

Sounds great, when is it again?

BIGWORM said...
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BIGWORM said...

Whatever, Juancho.

Fat Lad said...

I'm telling you now, Fat Lad would go!

Damn straight I would...

But I'd probably bitch about the heat ;)

Fat Lad

BIGWORM said...

Aw come on, FL. It was 48F at 7am and went down from there, with no sun and 20mph wind gusts all day! Is that still balmy beach weather in the UK?

Fat Lad said...

my converter tells me thats... 8.8C quite mild but still chilly I'll give you that :) Besides just a little British humour to wind you up with... I fecking hate riding in the wind

Fat Lad